Jon Stewart Tries To Tell Stephen Colbert Nice Things About Trump


So, in recognition of the president's request for "equal time", Colbert hosted a segment that leveled both criticism and praise at Trump.

We're giving Donald Trump the "equal time" on Late Night TV he wants.

Jon Stewart reunited with Stephen Colbert on The Late Show Monday and tried to provide a positive perspective on President Donald Trump - before inevitably descending into a hilarious rant.

It.did not go great.

Colbert turned to Stewart to pay a compliment about Trump, though the former Comedy Central star had a tough time thinking up what to say.

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"Donald Trump... is not... a cannibal", Stewart barely managed.

"What is wrong with this guy?"

To that question Colbert had a hard, no. You're the president. We make fun of you.

"Pretty soon, the only contraceptive women will have, is his face", Colbert said.

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He then turned his duties over to Colbert who, like Stewart, had trouble coming up with positive epithets.

Stewart's response? "Given the choice between having hot lava poured into my pee hole and Donald Trump being the president", Stewart said, pausing, and shuddering before saying, "I choose the latter".

Finally it was Colbert's turn to be the Trump-positive side of the act.

Apparently, President Donald Trump is feeling really underappreciated these days.

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